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Your New BEAU: When the Internet Explodes

Tuesday, March 6th, 2012

 

In my first blog post, I made a [partially] joking reference to the day when “the internet explodes.”

“Besides, I always wonder about how the ever-growing ether of the internet has given rise to this mass transfer of our whole lives into an intangible sphere, and what happens when the internet just explodes? Where do our whole internet lives go? This is why I love paper. Remember when everyone stocked up on food and supplies in fear of Y2K? That was funny.”  (January 13, 2012)

Well, I’m not the only one who is terrified by the notion of “the cloud” and, quite literally, a virtual reality. I love Flavorwire’s interesting tidbits and there I came across the endeavor of one Brewster Kahle. Kahle has put over $3 million dollars into creating The Physical Archive of the Internet Archive. You can read the full article on the Physical Archive in the NYTimes here

Kahle wants to collect one copy of every book from the twentieth century—a huge endeavor! When the internet apocalypse comes, Kahle hopes to be ready. As you can read in the Times, some critics think the idea is lame; I mean, what could ever possibly happen to the internet? We know exactly what we’re doing with all of our technology, so that just won’t happen!

Well, to each her or his own, but everything in this world is ephemeral. Yes, this goes for the bound book and the brilliance of the computer and the internet. One day, all will fade (sorry to be such a downer). I suppose it’s just a matter of what will go first. Will the cord of the interwebs be cut or will the world’s largest book-bonfire occur first? Hmm, let’s see, archeologists can find texts written thousands of years ago…maybe the ancient Greeks had the internet too and there’s just no record of it because the internet is its own record of itself…yeah, okay, definitely not.

But seriously, why rain on Kahle’s parade? He’s really just making the world’s largest and most comprehensive time capsule. I like the idea (of course). One day all will fade, but we can try to preserve these things for as long as we can, you know, for posterity.  Just think, Euripides is believed to have written over 90 plays, and we only have 18 of them in full. I know a number of frustrated classicists who bewail this fact. Maybe someday people will want to read what we wrote. Isn’t that what most authors like to think? Certainly James Joyce did:

“Remember your epiphanies written on green oval leaves, deeply deep, copies to be sent if you died to all the great libraries of the world, including Alexandria? Someone was to read them there after a few thousand years, a mahamanvantara…When one reads these strange pages of one long gone one feels that one is at one with one who once…” [Ulysses])

So, really, what do you think would happen if the internet died? Here are some funnies depicting “If the internet disappeared today.”

I mean, really? Just hypothetically. I’m really not a crazy internet fatalist (yea, I think I just made that term up now).

Your New Beau.

Jennifer Pharr Davis Sits Down with Skip Prichard; Waking the Sleeping Giant #2 in “Civics” on Amazon

Monday, March 5th, 2012

Becoming Odyssa author Jennifer Pharr Davis sat down with Skip Prichard for a great interview that can be found on our YouTube Channel

Waking the Sleeping Giant was released last week and is currently the #2 E-Book in “Civics” on Amazon.  Authors Tim Daughtry and Gary Casselman have been promoting the book non-stop since Thursday and one of the highlights was their interview on Fox and Friends.  Look out for appearances on The Ed Morrissey Show, Lou Dobbs Tonight, and the Monica Crowley Show in the immediate future.

The Knock at the Door

In this riveting book, first-time author Margaret Ajemian Ahnert relates her mother’s terrifying experiences as a young woman during the oft-overlooked Armenian genocide in Turkey at the beginning of the twentieth century. In 1915, Armenian Christians in Turkey were forced to convert to Islam, barred from speaking their language, and often driven out of their homes as the Turkish army embarked on a widespread campaign of intimidation and murder.

At age 15, Ahnert’s mother was separated from her foster family during a forced march away from her birth town of Amasia. She narrowly avoided kidnapping, faced unspeakable horrors at the hands of soldiers, and was forcibly married to an abusive Turkish wagon-driver. Throughout her ordeal, she reminded herself that “this, too, will pass,” a mantra which enabled her to survive these nightmarish experiences. Eventually, she escaped captivity and was able to make her way to America.

Ahnert’s moving account of her mother’s suffering is framed by an intimate portrait of her relationship with her 98-year old mother. The reader sits with Ahnert in the Armenian old age home as she cares for her mother and listens to the sometimes awful, occasionally funny, and always inspiring stories of her mother’s turbulent life during a terrible period in human history.

About: Margaret Ajemian Ahnert

Hardcover: $24.95 (ISBN: 9780825305122)

Paperback: $15.95 (ISBN: 9780825306839)

E-book: $14.99 (ISBN: 9780825305535)

Memoir/ Biography

240 pages

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Waking the Sleeping Giant Has Been Released

Friday, March 2nd, 2012

Tim Daughtry and Gary Casselman on Fox and Friends

Yesterday, March 1st 2012, was an exciting day at Beaufort Books.  Our most recent title “Waking the Sleeping Giant” was released everywhere! You can find it in stores or on Amazon.com in hardcover and Kindle format.  The most exciting part of this is that the authors, Tim Daughtry and Gary Casselman, have been busy promoting the book on a variety of outlets, including the above video on the prestigious TV show “Fox and Friends”.  The authors engage in a conversation about political ideology and say that they hope the book will motivate people to engage themselves in politics – especially considering the upcoming presidential election this fall.  This interview is a great representation of the authors and will hopefully provide you with some insight into what the book is about!

Always Have Popsicles

Always Have Popsicles is filled with ideas and thoughts about how to have the most fulfilling relationship with your grandchildren and enjoy every moment with them. Ms. Harvin includes bits of advice for every occasion: Teach them to set a proper table. Teach them to like bugs. Introduce them to a police officer in uniform. Let them help you cook. And the ideas continue, reminding you that time with your grandchildren is what’s most important. And of course, always have popsicles.

About: Rebecca Harvin

Paperback: $12.95 (ISBN: 9780825306822)

Family/ Parenting

202 pages

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Obama’s Globe

The international relations of the United States has changed radically from what had been U.S. foreign policy for decades under presidents from both major political parties. Those were times in which people around the world could count on Presidents of the United States to treat the U.S.A.’s friends as friends and adversaries as adversaries.

The book makes no predictions other than the obvious: on January the 20th of 2013 there will be an inaugural ceremony above the west steps of the U.S. Capitol Building.  It might be the Second Inaugural of Barack Obama or it might be the First Inaugural of someone else.

Either way, that elected leader will be a War-Time President.

About: Bruce Herschensohn

Hardcover: $24.95 (ISBN: 9780825306853)

E-book: $15.99 (ISBN: 9780825306211)

Political Science

208 pages

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The Best In Us

We have lost sight of the big picture, forgetting that success cannot be measured in profit alone. This narrow focus, particularly from our political and corporate leaders, is one of the primary reasons for our continuing economic crisis. We need a fresh approach to leadership to turn things around.

This new leadership must focus on the people who help generate the profits in addition to the profits themselves. In our hyper-connected world of instant information and democratic openness, the importance of a strong community only grows, and companies that continue to neglect their community are poised for failure. Hope for a healthy economy can be found in the untapped talent of our people—and in a commitment to excellence as the means for awakening that talent.

In The Best in Us, leadership expert and social ethicist Dr. Cleve Stevens, offers a daring and radical new take on leading that emphasizes the rigorous development of leaders and followers. It’s the people-centric organizations, the ones fueled by a drive for excellence, that will be the most profitable in the coming decades.

The new approach, called transforming integrative leadership, or simply transformative leadership, is a compelling, highly effective step-by-step process. Dr. Stevens shows what the transformative organization looks like and precisely how the intended growth for the individual, the organization, and the bottom line is achieved.

The transforming integrative approach outlined in The Best in Us is our best way forward. It’s the first brave but necessary step toward a healthy business climate and a reinvigorated global economy.

About: Cleve Stevens

Hardcover: $26.95 (ISBN: 9780825306846)

E-book: $16.99 (ISBN: 9780825306204)

Business/Economics

416 pages

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Your New BEAU: Don’t Judge a Book…

Tuesday, February 28th, 2012

The bond between books and film is complex. Of course you have your book-to-movie transformations—always somewhat hit or miss, depending on the people behind the film. The Oscars was replete with such films this year, really boosting book sales. You have you truly successful film adaptations, and your utter flops. A good adaptation can act as a great advertisement for the book—whether you see the movie and pick up the book at B&N on the way home from the theater or (if you’re like me) you see an intriguing movie trailer and endeavor to finish the book before the film comes out in theaters.

Now the book/film relationship has really been taken to the nest level: book trailers. With so many people with their eyes glued to the internet, surfing at light-speed from one website to the next gathering bites of info, book trailers seem like a very creative and logical step: short, audio/visual and available on YouTube.  One need not read back covers or inside flaps or find descriptions on Amazon, just sit back and watch a preview of the book.

Do book trailers really work as a marketing tool for books? Hard to say. The concept is not yet a regularly used marketing tool; not every new book out there has a trailer (probably for the best). But some of them are quite creative. If you like book trailers, you can get a steady stream of them at Shelf Awareness. They post a link to a new trailer every day.

Just some food for thought. I mostly made this post because the trailers are my favorite part of going to the movies.  Can’t say book trailers will ever be my favorite part of reading a book. But, like millions of people out there, I’m a sucker for the fleeting amusement of YouTube A/V bites and there are at least 40 video clips now linked to this blog post. Let the clip-watching marathon begin!

Also, dancing books!

 

BEAU-cause: Libraries’ Marketing Technique is Unexpected and Genius

Saturday, February 25th, 2012

 As a book lover I can’t help but adore book paraphernalia.  Give me an outdated encyclopedia from the 1960s, a spiral wooden staircase adjacent to a massive bookshelf or the florescent lighting in a 6-story college library and I find myself pleased and right at home.  The beauty in these destinations resides in their coexistence with isolation and variety.  Public libraries have mastered this chaotic concept of mixing the adventure of a novel or excitement in a published study with the quiet cliché of shushing librarians and slow moving check out lines and they are finally receiving recognition from the business world.

While forgotten by some and embraced by others, public libraries were a key focus in New York City last week at The O’Reilly Tools of Change for Publishing Conference.  Library Journal’s Barbara Genco argues in her keynote, Public Library Power Patrons Are Your Best Customer: Lessons from Patron Profiles, that publishers need libraries more than libraries need publishers.  Genco explains that book readers fill up public libraries and have a substantial effect on the market. These patrons who visit their local library once a week are all—yes, all, as in 100%—book buyers.  Any myth that those who check out books are interested in solely saving money are false, as half of these go on to purchase other books by authors introduced to them at the library. With buying power in the book business obviously holding a lot of weight, it is odd that this inherently free form of author/brand advertising has yet to receive credit or exploitation.

The book world has had endless conversations regarding the eBook throughout our current technological revolution and it has a place in this library conversation as well. Book publishers have been wary of incorporating the rights to their eBooks in public libraries, though there is this huge opportunity to contribute to this market of book buyers.  Genco’s study reveals that patrons read eBooks as well as those old fashion bound paper contraptions that one finds in a library and these vivacious readers want more eBooks at their disposal.  I’d argue that eBooks and public libraries hold a similar function: to make literature more accessible.  This occurs by making books free for temporary use or convenient and quick to own, but when a reader finds that striking author or simply good novel, they are more likely to purchase the physical book for their own collection.  So, if all publishers allowed their eBooks into the public realm, would there be a detrimental loss in the eBook market? Could eBooks become the convenient and free tool used to find literature worth physically buying? Possibly.

Nevertheless public libraries have influence in the book business, as they function a subtle and very effective salesman. Who knew?

J.A.J.

Your New BEAU: A Glass of Milk

Tuesday, February 21st, 2012

Technology progresses and a new generation is born growing up with little more than inkling of the modes of life preceding the convenience of torrenting and the iPhone. The internet has made the dream of free content (whether legal or illegal) a reality and once you give a mouse a cookie, an entire world of products is expected to come for free, too. It’s only natural. In a capitalist society, the center of our concerns is money; how to get more of it and how to spend less of it. And now, a precedent for access to free content has been set. The music and film industries have fought against “piracy” on the internet, the illegal downloading of albums and dvd rips. Why should anyone ever buy a cd? or a $20 dvd when, with a little patience and the right program, one can download the file and watch it on their laptop?

With the book industry, the approach has been quite different as of late. Amazon offers a number of free e-books. Websites like Project Gutenberg have created a store of online books that are public domain. And now, authors are posting shorter works on Facebook and Twitter. In this week alone, GalleyCat has posted articles that R.L. Stine posted a mini horror story on Twitter and Alex Epstein wrote a collection of stories in Hebrew (partially translated here) posted as an album of photos on Facebook.

Maybe all of this voluntary free content/product will break the foundation of capitalism itself and America will experience a complete economic turnover? You never know.

thegirlwithwanderlust:Shakespeare & Company bookstore in Paris

GalleyCat is clearly into free content. They posted links to download 7 free e-books that inspired the late David Foster Wallace. He would have turned 50 today. If you haven’t read any of DFW’s quirky and extremely intelligent writing, you should!

I, too, love free things. But I still will probably never stop loving this (i.e. real you-can-hold-them-in-your-hands books– on awesome shelving!).


Your New Beau.

BEAU-cause: It is Charles Dickens 200th Birthday—and YOU should care

Thursday, February 16th, 2012

BEAU-cause: It is Charles Dickens 200th Birthday—and YOU should care

This might be a played out tune, but do you recall a high school English teacher trying to ignite a passion for 19th century prose through the endearing characters and eloquently layered storytelling of Charles Dickens’ Great Expectations, Oliver Twist or David Copperfield? Well, I do and I am going to hopefully pick up right where that faithful cardigan wearing, current No Child Left Behind Act hating teacher left off years ago and challenge you to care, yet again, about the master of the English novel.  I feel it is bittersweet to accompany the woes of the poor orphan boy Oliver and the gentle Pip with the angst of the American teenager.  Sweet because these tales of hardship and transformation do parallel our own post childhood, pre adult years and they should educate us without the need to experiments with hair dye, thrash metal and college keg parties, but so bitter because they don’t… for the most part.

If you were/are one of the minority of people or the average English major who fell for Dickens at the first sight of Miss Havisham’s stained yellow wedding dress, then you of course need no convincing. Fresh out of college with my English Lit degree in hand, I moved from the hippie beach town of Santa Cruz, California to the business capital of the world, New York City and what did I read on the subway my first few weeks in this crowed and beautiful metropolis? Charles Dickens’ Great Expectations, of course…Why? Because I had great expectations and I craved some guidance from the man who popularized the phrase.  As I read it became clear that Pip and I were hung up on completely different dreams, people and insecurities, which for a brief moment left me feeling a bit more lost than before. Then a strange conclusion occurred, although I did not connect with the protagonist in superficial or specific way, once finished with the novel I felt hopeful and a bit stronger than before. Even if I felt I couldn’t have less in common with Pip Pirrip, his little story had the right balance of failure, perseverance and luck to prove that I could endure my own adventure.

I suppose this is why I care, but why should you? Well we’ll have to go back to the angst filled teenager.  It is safe to say that this very boy or girl is—right this very second—on Facebook, Twitter or some other social networking site and this year, Dickens is getting the praise of, more or less, originating the social networking platform. You probably didn’t see that coming did you?

Jonathan H Grossman’s Charles Dickens’s Networks: Public Transport and the Novel, out this spring 2012, is an analytical case that makes stellar argument.  Grossman suggests, “Dickens grasped the promise that the public transport revolution held in networking people together.” Dickens loved mixing different social classes in his novels, but Grossman explores this merge further and focuses on the technological development in regards to society. “Prior to the 19th century,” Grossman continues “a typical sense of community was based on proximity, so people felt most connected to their local town, but after the shift to a network of public transport, they also started to feel more connected to those people they could get to the most quickly through the network.”  As far as social networking goes, we are currently in a technological revolution, just as Dickens was in transportation and industrial revolution when he wrote these influential novels. Completed in 1848, Dombey and Son was one of the first pieces of literature to highlight the important shift to railway time, which brought towns into a synchronized and standardized timeframe.  This new standardized time and rapid travel along with the culture clashes of country counties, port towns and bustling cities, brought various souls together that would have never had the opportunity to connect.  Now we have the opportunity to connect online with websites like couchsurfer.com or OKcupid.com and reconnect on Facebook.  As Meg Sullivan, Senior Media Rep of UCLA explains in her article ‘The Social Network’: Charles Dickens wrote the script,“[Dickens] looked at the technological revolution unfolding around him and recognized the possibility for new kinds of social networks, and the insight catapulted him to the pinnacle of his field and changed popular culture forever.” Dickens noticed and highlighted these changes like no other novelist in his time, innovating the way a culture digested this phenomenon. Basically, if Dickens were alive today, Mark Zuckerberg would have had a fierce competitor.

So as this February marks Charles Dickens’s 200th birthday (February 7th to be exact), you should care.  If not for his connection to your ever-transitioning life or, as head of UCSC’s Dickens Project John O. Jordan raves, for Dickens’s incredible, unforgettable characters the splendid dialogue, then for his insight on technology and human nature that is still, more than ever, relevant.

J. A. J.

Your New BEAU: Modern Book Banning…

Tuesday, February 14th, 2012

The spread of ideas. This was the goal achieved by the invention of the printing press, and now this spread can reach even farther across the globe with the internet. We write and publish and distribute in order to share an idea we want others to hear about. The right to free speech in America allows an open market for idea-sharing, regardless of the intention behind the idea-spreader, be it the best of intentions or the worst—documenting a history to be learned from or indoctrinating ideological extremes. We have the right to share an idea with whoever will listen, with the understanding that whether one agrees with the idea or not is the listener’s prerogative.

Just a few of the books banned

Then why have critical Mexican American Studies (MAS) texts been essentially banned from schools in Tuscon, Arizona? The school officials say they haven’t been banned. The books are still available in the school library. But all MAS classes have been cancelled and all of the related textbooks were confiscated to a storage locker-room.

The right to free speech should logically prohibit all censorship. If I can say whatever I want, I can write whatever I want, and I can do both publicly. But the impulse to ban books seems to come from a slightly different motive: not to keep anyone from writing, but to keep others from reading. Perhaps you think these concepts are the same, but I see some minute difference, though not a charming one. It is somewhere along the lines of Rick Santorum’s “I have no problem with homosexuality. I have a problem with homosexual acts,” even consensually and within the privacy of one’s own home. The analogy is not exact, but where I draw the connection is this: it’s okay for all books (all sexual orientations) to exist, but it is not okay for those books to have any contact with readers (for homosexuals to engage in homosexual relations).

In the case of Tuscon, AZ, the readers are high school students in MAS classes (and now all high school students as the books have been confiscated). What books should be in school curriculums has throughout history been a difficult issue to assess. Education shapes young people into the adults they will become. What we teach them will play a part in molding their minds, and forming their opinions. So, knowing the impressionability of young readers, what values do we want to teach them through books? What values should we teach them? A question made difficult, as it is answered in drastically different ways based on what social institutions one belongs to.

The Tuscon Unified School District (TUSD) believes the MAS program was teaching Mexican American students to become rebels in revealing the wrongs done to Mexican Americans in our history. The AZ Superintendent declared it illegal to teach what he sees as “racially divisive classes.” The MAS classes seemed to attract most Mexican American students, which lead school officials to believe that the classes were indoctrinating students rather than merely teaching students about documented historical events. Free speech becomes a sensitive issue in schools where texts can be used to instruct and just as easily to indoctrinate. But the MAS program in Tuscon was not some military insurgent brainwashing facility, and in banning those books—whether officials admit it or not—they are wiping out a critical part of Arizona’s own history. The group with the harmful agenda here is the TUSD.

The simple truth: books are ideas. And ideas can be frightening things. The best idea can mean risking certain securities you are used to. The worst idea can reveal the easiest path to the greatest pitfall. But all ideas can and should be spread. All warrant individual evaluation. Ideas—books—make us think, and the right ones can make us better people. And just as any idea has the right to exist, it is each person’s prerogative to personally disagree with an idea. But who gets to decide what ideas others can or cannot have access to? What ideas other are “allowed” to consider for themselves? Should anyone have that power?

My feeling: books are meant to be read. I want to hear your idea, regardless of whether or not I agree with you.

Free the books, Arizona.

Your new Beau.

Beaustie Boy: Everybody Hates Amazon

Thursday, February 9th, 2012

Remember when everyone hated Amazon? You don’t have to think back that far because it’s happening right now.  All of the seemingly out-of-the blue backlash against Amazon has been flooding the publishing news circuit this week.  Barnes and Noble’s recent decision to not sell Amazon books in their stores (they will still sell online content) was a catalyzing move causing many other bigwig and independent booksellers to follow suit.  The logic behind the decision is that Amazon has limited the availability of content for readers and also has steered towards exclusivity with publisher and authors, esentially making a VERY unfair market for selling books and attempting to completely dominate other publishers and outlets.  What everyone is moaning and groaning about is that they do not feel that in the (near?) future publishers should not be forced to comply with Amazon in distributing their content.   The vice-president of Indigo Books even stated that Amazon does not have the long term interest of the reading public nor the publishing industry in mind.

Just a few years ago Amazon revolutionized the way the public reads when they launched their Kindle tablet, increasing the sales and popularity of e-books.  (Side note – one thing I learned interning today is that Kindle was NOT the first e-Reader.  The first official e-Reader was distributed by Sony…yet when it was launched it fell flat on his face.  Seriously, who screwed that one up?)  Point being, Amazon’s digital movement was embraced by most readers and engaged a lot of publishing professionals when it was released, yet now that they are moving towards publishing paper and hard backs everyone is up in arms.

Is this really fair? I agree with most when they say that Amazon opening physical store locations throughout the country would most likely fall flat on its face, but would it actually monopolize the book selling industry?  Certainly one can’t argue that Amazon DOES limit content to their audiences and encourages complete exclusivity with some of their clients.  But Apple does the same thing…try playing your iTunes music on any device other than an iPod. (yeah, it doesn’t work).  This is just the nature of business, and in my opinion due to the increase of digital media and online content the business of publishing has become a bit of a melee.  It’s fair to want to protect your assets and your business by rejecting collaborative efforts with a potential competitor, but is it fair to be this vitriolic in the press?  Amazon had a great idea with the Kindle and e-books and it’s natural to want to expand on that idea and include audiences that might not have jumped on the tablet bandwagon.  The objective of business is to continue to generate revenue and a wider audience, and Amazon is doing just that.

It’s important, especially in today’s world, to be a conscientious consumer.  If people are willing to research and engage in political discussion when electing a President or Senator, they should be just as willing to come up with their own opinion of how and from where they are purchasing.  I think a lot of the book sellers, especially the smaller independent ones, played a little bit of follow the leader when B&N made their public decision without really thinking in-depth about the choice.

Time will tell how all of these decisions will effect the market of book selling and from where people are likely to get their books…but in the mean time keep posted and and do a little digging around the Internet before you shake your finger at Amazon.

P.S. The one laughing all the way to the bank in this episode is not necessarily Amazon – while all of this mudslinging was going on Houghton Mifflin Harcourt signed to be the first distributor of content outside of Amazon.com…a potentially very profitable move.  Will it spark a different game of follow the leader?

 

Your New BEAU: the future of Barnes & Noble

Tuesday, February 7th, 2012

Barnes and Noble has been all over the news! Well, at least news in the publishing world. It would seem that B&N and Amazon.com are butting heads in a number of arenas. What does it mean for their future?

Firstly, the Kindle v. Nook battle. Well, the Kindle v. Nook v. iPad battle, I should say.The different devices have some fundamental distinctions. The iPad seems to come out the overall winner, as Apple products tend to do, with the ability to e-read (can you verb that?) and so so much more. But just looking at the [much cheaper than the iPad] basic e-readers, the Nook beat out the Kindle by Consumer Reports ratings. And yet, it would seem that the Kindle is less expensive, has a larger library with cheaper ebooks and has more apps and such available. The Nook? Has more RAM, more memory, a larger screen and is more lightweight.  The choice is yours. It’s still unclear which is doing better sales-wise.

Secondly, B&N’s patent-infringement case with Microsoft. Word on the street is, Microsoft demands that B&N pay exorbitant licensing fees for the Microsoft Android technology used in the Nook. Bloomberg News thinks B&N will win out, but Microsoft says Amazon pays the same demanded fees for the Android tech in their Kindle Fire. Eek.

Thirdly, and most dramatically (yes, the B&N entanglements with Amazon can get still worse…), B&N made a “declaration of war” stating that they will not stock Amazon published books in their stores (though they will sell them online) in protest of Amazon’s “exclusivity” with publishers, “undermining the industry as a whole,” claiming that Amazon has “prevented millions of customers from having access to content.” Sadly for B&N, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt has not such qualms with Amazon and has agreed to distribute its books in print. So, while B&N sticks their principles, Amazon still wins out in this battle and HMH snags the deal.

Barnes and Noble still stands as the world’s largest bookstore, but for how long? With Borders gone, B&N should be reaping the benefits, but that doesn’t seem to be the case. What would the world look like without B&N and with Amazon as reigning champion? I hope it does not come to this. I respect the world’s right to ebooks, but the idea that print will cease to exist is incomprehensible. Maybe print will go “underground” and become the medium of rebels and revolutionaries, oppressed by the “conventionals” with their heads in the iCloud. That’s actually a neat idea for some future-dystopia story a la Clockwork Orange or 1984, but I’d rather it not come to that.

Stay strong, B&N. Don’t leave us.

Your New Beau. 

 

Your New BEAU: There is no third.

Tuesday, January 31st, 2012

What’s with all these books rewriting the classics? And why do they do so well? Pride and Prejudice and Zombies? It was already a NYTimes bestseller only eight days after its publication in April 2009…I can see how it could be fun to write, perhaps as an exercise for a writer seeking a little fuel for the imagination. Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters followed soon after in the same year, but to somewhat less success.  I will be honest and reveal that no, I have not read these fantastical mash-ups. But one must wonder if our world is so devoid of originality as to compel folks to rely on reinventions of someone else’s story to make a buck. Sondheim certainly takes issue with it, though the situation was slightly different.

I only wonder this today as Shelf Awareness alerts me to the existence of some “Fresh Takes” on Louisa Mae Alcott’s classic Little Women. Much like the bizarre mini-series Lost in Austen, Emily March falls into the story of Little Women and becomes the “Middle March” (ha, George Eliot joke!) in Little Women and Me. She endeavors to find out why Laurie ends up with Amy instead of Jo (sorry, spoiler…) and decides she wants him for herself instead! ….Well, could be fun, I suppose…

I began research for some kind of “why” to explain how this kind of reimagining happens. Instead all I found were more and more examples, including sequels, prequels, new points of view (My procrastinating self went on Google and all I got were these lousy search results).  So, we could go with the “Dante and Shakespeare divide the world between them– there is no third” excuse (thank you, T.S. Eliot). Perhaps it is just some cyclic cultural phenomenon; we are stuck in a mire of retellings until a new classic emerges to then fall subject to its own various degradations.

Can some insight be gleaned from specific examples? Let me count the ways:

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Seth Grahame-Smith

Uses 85% of the original text and intersperses Zombie scenes into the narrative. Given “A” ratings by some, called a defamation and “100% terrible” by others. A gimmicky attempt to mesh a popular modern fad (zombies) with a popular classic novel (P&P). Double the popularity=double the money?

The Wind Done Gone, Alice Randall

A parody of Gone with the Wind, in which the original is retold from the perspective of a mixed-race plantation owner’s daughter, who is Scarlett O’Hara’s half-sister. The novel almost wasn’t published, due to accusations of copyright infringement. Social commentary?

Mary Riley, Valerie Martin

Dr Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, retold from the perspective of the doctor’s maid, Mary Reilly, who falls in love with the dichotomous doctor. Julia Roberts starred in the movie. I read this in high school. No comment.

Mrs. DeWinter, Susan Hill; Pemberley, Emma Tennant

Sequels to Rebecca and Pride & Prejudice, respectively. Fan-fiction?

 

So, what “whys” have we? Money. Commentary. Self-indulgence. Well, the second reason seems noble and amusing enough. As for the rest…I do not really like to generalize. Some of these books, I’m sure, have their own merits. I can’t say I’ve never read one of the sort. Truth be told, I’m reading one right now (not telling). But whatever the reason for them, Kristen Bell always has a fresh perspective.

Though inconclusive, still as ever,

Your new Beau.