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Friday, November 12th, 2010

Betsy Lerner, whose office is right next to Beaufort’s new office, has written a brilliant article on what it means to market a book. If you’re an author, drink this in, because it will help you immensely when you publish your next book. If you work with authors, forward this to everyone you know! It’s really applicable to anything you want to market, but especially books.

“People who have long given up on Santa, on lower taxes, on the likelihood of Lindsay Lohan’s rehabilitation, still believe that Oprah would like their book. Is this the Quixotic self-belief that compels a person to write in the first place? Or that leads him to be believe that his book should be a bestseller, and that everyone on the planet would like it, no matter that it’s about copper buttons in 18th Century France.”

http://publishingperspectives.com/2010/11/should-i-tweet/

But the article isn’t just funny and snarky, it’s also incredibly informative. I wish every agent, editor, and publicist took the time to share this information with their authors, because it’s not their fault they have misconceptions about the industry. Readers only ever hear about the one-in-a-million success stories–the first time novelist with the six figure advance, the self-published book discovered by mainstream publishing that takes up nearly permanent residence on the New York Times bestseller list. They don’t hear about the hundreds of thousands of books that don’t work, because nobody does. That’s why they don’t work.

Enough from me. Go read the article.

Margot

BEAUcoup Books Lover- November is National Novel Writing Month

Friday, November 5th, 2010

Have you ever felt that gnawing inspiration to tackle your own version of the Great American Novel, only to sit down at the computer, caffeine stocked and chocolate strategically placed, only to find the blank page too daunting to ever begin? You are not alone.  This lowly intern speaks from experience when I say the white page is overwhelming.  Far too often has it gotten the best of me, and I am sad to admit how many times I have surrendered and clicked open Hulu instead.

The non-profit organization The Office of Letters and Light has come up with an ingenious way to battle procrastination with National Novel Writing Month. The premise is that participants begin writing November 1 with the goal of finishing a 175-page (50,000-word) novel by midnight, November 30. Part of the beauty of the event is that no writer is in it alone.  When you sign up, you register in a region and have the option of finding other participants to commiserate with.  You can log on to the website and post discussions and comments, and update your own personal word count.  Then, between November 25 and 30, you upload your completed novel to the website to be word-counted, and celebrate with the other success stories.

The idea is to value enthusiasm and determination over the perfected craft in order to get people writing.  Plus, it’s proven that once the word is flowing, more and more great ideas come, and some worthwhile work may turn up.  The novel doesn’t have to be good!  It is still a novel. And the event will get you comfortable writing every day and used to putting time aside for it.  The event couldn’t get any better.

Yes, November has already started, but it’s not too late to sign up! Visit http://www.nanowrimo.org/ to get started now, or to find out more about the organization that supports writers everywhere.

Good luck to all of the participants!

BEAUcoup Books Lover- A Visit to the Movie Theater

Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Word on the street is that the baby bible What to Expect When You’re Expecting is on its way to the big screen, with Lionsgate giving it the Love Actually treatment, ensuring success by including as many big stars as can stand each other.  I am a huge romantic comedy lover myself, but I can’t quite understand the thought process on this one.  Love Actually is a minor masterpiece.  It was the first of its kind with a genuinely touching theme coming to us after a time of crisis.  Of course it found success.  I will also note that it is one of the few romantic comedies I can think of that men are equally fond of watching as their women counterparts.  But sadly, Valentine’s Day, the 2010  take on the same idea, left much to be desired, and He’s Just Not That Into You, while entertaining, couldn’t capture our hearts in quite the same way.  And What to Expect When You’re Expecting is a much more specific niche.  Yet…I will probably see it anyway.  I suppose this is the movie industry’s game- the movie doesn’t have to be that good, as long as the consumers realize that fact only after they have paid to see it.  With a connection to such a successful book, their base of viewers is already guaranteed.

What to Expect When You’re Expecting is just one of many in a long trend of book-to-movie attempts. Word has is that The Hunger Games, the young adult series barely 2 years old, is on its way to a major motion picture, and Water for Elephants, the summer bestseller, is already deep into filming at this point.  The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo has two complete movie series to its name with both the original Swedish version and the upcoming flashy American version (featuring Daniel Craig!).

Don’t get me wrong, I realize that books have always been popular films, but I do think the movie industry is becoming increasingly dependent on the publishing industry.  It is now a given that any book with a plot and appearing on the New York Times Bestseller List could very well be the next blockbuster. The ever-growing, glamorous, and wealthy film industry has come to depend on the struggling publishing industry.  Ironic.

le BEAU mot- E-books Aren’t in Kansas Anymore

Wednesday, October 27th, 2010

Yesterday Barnes & Noble released their new e-reader, the Nook Color with a 7 inch color touch screen, WiFi, and an Android platform that will feature a growing number of “Nook extras” including games and video. There will also be social networking tools, music features, magazines, newspapers, a shop, pictures, lending, borrowing…is anyone else out of breath from reading that features list? Oh, and you can read books on it too. Did I mention that? While Amazon stresses the readability of its newest line of Kindles, Barnes & Noble seems to be pushing for a spot next to the iPad as the newest hot gadget.

So my question is…what happened to reading? While I consider myself a purist who truly enjoys the feel of a physical book in the hands (also may be known as old fashioned), I hoped that the increasing popularity of e-books might encourage formerly reluctant readers to pick up the habit. If you can pick up one of the classics or the latest as casually as choosing a song from your now ubiquitous iPod, it should lower the barrier for excuses. And for awhile, the excitement of trying something new did seem to spur new readers. While the time-worn purists refused to be sullied by the newest fad of digital consumption, hundreds, perhaps thousands of people were jumping in with gleeful abandon. And many found that they enjoyed reading. They enjoyed the experience of discovering characters, getting lost in a story, being transported to an entirely new place by the words of a skilled writer. And so while some may debate whether these digital units can truly be considered books, readers were experiencing the same joy that a hardcover or paperback would bring.

Now though, if Barnes & Noble’s new whiz-bang Nook Color is any indication, simply reading may no longer be enough. Now your “book” must also be able to communicate with friends, check email, show videos, and play games as well. And to me at least, it is ironic that the company who boasted their first e-reader as being backed by “the bookstore you grew up with” is the first to put out a product that is no longer focused solely on the reading experience, while the upstart young tech company that is Amazon continues to push what is essentially a portable personal library. Will this leap to embrace new technology help or hinder “the world’s largest bookstore”? Only time will tell.

New Goodreads Giveaways!

Wednesday, October 27th, 2010

Beaufort has posted two new giveaways on Goodreads, follow the links below to enter:

Goodreads Book Giveaway

I Shall Live: Surviving the Holocaust Against All Odds (Paperbac... by Henry Orenstein

I Shall Live

by Henry Orenstein

Giveaway ends November 30, 2010.

See the giveaway details
at Goodreads.

Enter to win

 

Goodreads Book Giveaway

Bon Courage: Rediscovering the Art of Living (In the Heart of Fr... by Ken McAdams

Bon Courage

by Ken McAdams

Giveaway ends November 30, 2010.

See the giveaway details
at Goodreads.

Enter to win

 

BEAUcoup Books Lover- National Book Awards Finalists Announced

Thursday, October 14th, 2010

Hello world!

The big news in the book world this week is the announcement of the National Book Award Finalists. For those out there who aren’t buffs in the book business and aren’t familiar with the awards, they originated 60 years ago in an effort to recognize and encourage American literature, both established and new writers alike. They are still going strong, and have narrowed down their categories to heighten the impact of the awards. So, since 1996, winners have been chosen in the categories of Fiction, Non-Fiction, Poetry, and Young People’s Literature.

On October 13, the organization gathered at Flannery O’Connor’s childhood home to listen to Pat Conroy announce the big news. Pat Conroy is a native Georgian best known for his titles The Great Santini (1976), The Prince of Tides (1986), and most recently, South of Broad (2009).

And the nominees are…
Fiction:
Peter Carey, Parrot and Olivier in America (Alfred A. Knopf)

Jaimy Gordon, Lord of Misrule (McPherson & Co.)

Nicole Krauss, Great House (W.W. Norton & Co.)

Lionel Shriver, So Much for That (Harper, an imprint of HarperCollinsPublishers)

Karen Tei Yamashita, I Hotel (Coffee House Press)

Nonfiction:
Barbara Demick, Nothing to Envy: Ordinary Lives in North Korea
(Spiegel & Grau, an imprint of The Random House Publishing Group)

John W. Dower, Cultures of War: Pearl Harbor, Hiroshima, 9-11, Iraq
(W.W. Norton & Co/The New Press )

Patti Smith, Just Kids (Ecco, an imprint of HarperCollinsPublishers)

Justin Spring, Secret Historian: The Life and Times of Samuel Steward
(Farrar, Straus & Giroux)

Megan K. Stack, Every Man in This Village Is a Liar: An Education in War
(Doubleday)

Poetry:
Kathleen Graber, The Eternal City (Princeton University Press)

Terrance Hayes, Lighthead (Viking Penguin)

James Richardson, By the Numbers (Copper Canyon Press)

C.D. Wright, One with Others (Copper Canyon Press)

Monica Youn, Ignatz (Four Way Books)

Young People’s Literature:
Paolo Bacigalupi, Ship Breaker (Little, Brown & Co.)

Kathryn Erskine, Mockingbird
(Philomel Books, a division of Penguin Young Readers Group)

Laura McNeal, Dark Water (Alfred A. Knopf)

Walter Dean Myers, Lockdown
(Amistad, an imprint of HarperCollinsPublishers)

Rita Williams-Garcia, One Crazy Summer
(Amistad, an imprint of HarperCollinsPublishers)

Congratulations to all the nominees! And an extra special congratulations to the indie publisher Coffee House Press’s nominee, I Hotel.  It’s always nice to find a surprise on the list.   The awards will be announced at a ceremony in New York on November 17.

It looks like there are a few more books to add to the reading list…better get reading.

BEAUcoup Books Lover- Congratulations Mario Vargas Llosa!

Thursday, October 7th, 2010

Hello world!

The big news of the week is the announcement of the Nobel Prize in Literature.  And the award goes to… Mario Vargas Llosa, the acclaimed Peruvian author and political figure, for mapping the “structures of power and (for) his trenchant images of the individual’s resistance, revolt and defeat.” That’s a mouthful!  In more simple terms, his books are poignant and masterful, and what better way to ensure that people read them than give him one of the most prestigious award possible.

Vargas Llosa is the first South American writer to win the award since Gabriel Garcia Marquez in 1982.  The two are apparently forever linked.  They are former friends with closely related careers (Vargas Llosa even wrote a book about his friend titled García Márquez: Story of a Deicide), but reportedly had a feud that resulted in Vargas Llosa punching Garcia Marquez in the face and giving him a black eye.  Even prolific authors as genius as these men can act like children sometimes!  A comforting thought. But Garcia Marquez recently tweeted “cuentas iguales,” which is a poetic way of saying “now we’re even.”  Perhaps the award has put them back on even terms…

Enough of the gossip and back to the real purpose of this post- Vargas Llosa has written over 30 novels, plays and essays. If you want to read one of Vargas Llosa’s masterpieces but only have time for one, I would recommend The Green House.  The novel is about a brothel called “The Green House” and how it affects all the lives it touches in multiple times and places.  It is a complex read, with multiple story lines going on at once, many characters, and a narrative without paragraph breaks. It is not told chronologically, so complete focus is necessary, but it serves to emphasize how brutality and corruption is continuous.

If that’s a little too dark, Vargas Llosa also tried his hand at humor and satire with novels like Captain Pantoja and the Special Service and Aunt Julia and the Scriptwriter. I would recommend Aunt Julia and the Scriptwriter, which is partly based on Vargas Llosa’s relationship with his first wife. It is about Mario, an aspiring writer, who works at a radio station that broadcasts multiple radio soap operas every day, and his affair with “Aunt Julia,” a 32-year-old divorcee.

Some additional notable works of his include, The War of the End of the World, The Real Life of Alejandro Mayta, and A Fish in the Water. These are just a few out of many.

So now Vargas Llosa has joined the ranks of other Nobel Laureates like Harold Pinter, Samuel Beckett, John Steinbeck, Albert Camus, Ernest Hemingway, and many others.  So much to read, so little time.  In fact, Beaufort Books has teamed with Moyer Bell to publish new editions of our very own Nobel Laureate, Pearl S. Buck.  So get reading!

That’s all for now!

Goodreads Giveaway!

Tuesday, October 5th, 2010

Goodreads Book Giveaway

Becoming Odyssa: Epic Adventures on the Appalachian Trail (Hardc... by Jennifer Pharr Davis

Becoming Odyssa

by Jennifer Pharr Davis

Giveaway ends November 15, 2010.

See the giveaway details
at Goodreads.

Enter to win

BEAUcoup Books Lover- All Things Jane Austen

Friday, October 1st, 2010

Hello World!

I have decided the subject of my second post to be my ultimate favorite: the originator of chic-lit, the forebearer of feminism, the pioneer of wit, the advocate of romance, the preeminent heroine herself, Jane Austen.  I comforted myself a few nights ago with the delicious film version of Sense and Sensibility starring Emma Thompson, Hugh Grant, Kate Winslet, and many others, which promptly renewed my obsession with Ms. Austen, inspiring me to dig out my worn copy of Emma for yet another read.  Side note- Ladies, if ever you want to convince that man in your life that Jane Austen is actually smart and funny, and not just for girls, force him to watch Sense and Sensibility.  I swear, I have had great success turning anti-Austen ‘bros’ into guys who can at least respect her with this movie.

Generations have grown up with her work, women all over the world are in search for their Mr. Darcy, and there is no doubt the entertainment world has been forever influenced. I’m pretty sure that  every one of her books has been turned into at least one movie, if not more than one.  And now the publishing world has decided to cash in on Austen’s appeal with more and more books a la Austen.

One of the more popular books I enjoyed was The Jane Austen Book Club by Karen Joy Fowler.  This was also turned into a movie, but as usual, the book was considerably more charming and interesting.  The book follows a group of women, and one man, who decides to read all of Austen’s work together.  Of course, each of them finds new meaning in her words, and Austen helps them all through life’s challenges.  There is drama, romance, and some really fun discussions about Jane.

Another popular book turned movie is Becoming Jane Austen by Jon Spence.  This book is a great look into Jane’s world as it chronicles her relationship with Tom LeFroy through letters to her sister Cassandra. Jane is just as witty and interesting in her personal letters as in her books for publication.  Of course Jane knew a thing or to about romance, and this book proves it.  It depresses me a little, though, that Jane didn’t have the happy ending like Elinor, Marianne, Anne, Catherine… every single one of her heroines.

Yet another realm of Austen literature is the 2009 Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Seth Grahame-Smith. Very…interesting.  This book takes the plot and basic text of the original book and adds elements of zombies, turning the Bennett sisters into trained zombie hunters.  The climax is even more exciting when Lady Catherine challenges Elizabeth to a fight to the death for Mr. Darcy, and of course Elizabeth defeats Catherine and her squad of ninjas.  I can’t help but wonder what Ms. Austen would think of such a diversion from her book.  Who knows… perhaps she would appreciate Elizabeth’s newfound bad-assness.

If zombies are not for you, but Pride and Prejudice is, try The Annotated Pride and Prejudice edited by David M. Shapard.  If you’ve read the book a billion times over already, this is a good choice for the next round. It has over 2,300 annotations, including definitions, anecdotes, and interesting literary commentary.

Yet another is Confessions of a Jane Austen Addict by Laurie Vira Rigler.  If you’re not opposed to the idea of time travel, then this book will be tons of fun.  A woman wakes up in the body of a lady in Regency England, and not even her Jane Austen addiction has prepared her for all the troubles of the times. This book is bound to give your imagination some ideas when day-dreaming about being Jane’s best friend.

The last on my list for today is Jane Austen: The World of Her Novels by Deirdre Le Faye.  This is a great addition to the Austen education for people already versed in her characters.  With illustrations and maps, biographical information, summaries and contemporary opinions of Austen’s books, and meticulous descriptions of all things Regency England, this book helps to create an even more thorough vision of Austen’s novels.

Even with all of these additions to the Austen library, you can never go wrong with Austen herself.  So break out your old copy of Pride and Prejudice, or find a new copy of one you haven’t gotten to (Northanger Abbey is totally underrated), and keep Austen alive.

That’s all for now!

BEAUcoup Books Lover- The First Post!

Thursday, September 23rd, 2010

I’m happy to introduce myself, world! Gratefully, and with excitement, I am the new Beaufort Books intern.  And like the others before me, I will be blogging for your enjoyment.

I feel that for you to really get to know me, you’ll have to get acquainted with some of the things swirling in my head at the moment.  I tend to get obsessed with a book, or author, or movie, or TV show, or play, and tell everyone I can about them, until a new obsession finds its way into my hands.  At the moment, there are a few sharing the spotlight.

First, I recently read Water for Elephants by Sara Gruen.  The book is exquisite.  She writes as if she is painting a canvas in your head, so after just a few strokes, your mind is filled with a gigantic mural.  Set in the 1920’s, the book is a historically accurate picture of a traveling circus moving through the Depression.  The history, combined with the passion and drama, makes the book impossible to put down.  I especially love the main character Jacob’s relationship with the animals of the circus, and the elephant Rosie in particular. Gruen gives Rosie such heart and personality that she is possibly my favorite character of the book.  I won’t tell you any more because you have to read it for yourself. But please read it. Seriously.

Second, to continue the theme of animals in literature, I read The Art of Racing in the Rain by Garth Stern.  Be prepared with a tissue when reading this book, especially if you have or ever have had a dog.  The book is written from the perspective of Enzo, a wise terrier who takes his role as protector of the family seriously. The book flies by, but every moment is worth it. Stern manages to personify every thing that every person has ever wished to be true of their loyal family pet in Enzo, creating the sweetest character I have met in a long time.

Third, my new obsession is the production of Capsule 33, created and performed by Thaddeus Phillips at The Barrow Street Theatre in the West Village.  (You should know now that I love theater almost as much as I love books, so theater opinions are bound to creep in.) The show was unique and completely ingenious. Thaddeus Phillips created a set that is one hundred percent self-sustaining for a show that discusses society’s lack of imagination and general laziness in conserving what the earth has to offer. The show is set in the Nagakin capsule tower in Tokyo that is scheduled to implode, but Milo Dikanovic and his rubber ducky Fumio refuse to leave. The show is profoundly human while stuck in an isolated, mechanical world.  Between Phillips’s unbelievable performance and the set’s ability to twist and turn into anything imaginable, you are almost afraid to blink for fear of missing something.  And you’ll leave with new tidbits of information after learning about Nikola Tesla, listening to philosophy and history, and being re-introduced to some of Shakespeare’s most famous speeches in a tangible new way.

That’s all for now, but stay tuned for more to come!

Beaufort in the Press

Monday, September 20th, 2010

Today’s a big press day for Beaufort! First, here’s an article I wrote as a guest-blogger for Publishing Perspectives:

Market Crash: How to Publish a Bestseller in 33 Days

And here’s the accompanying conversation about whether ebooks have done away with the need for traditional lead times:

What Can Digital Publishers Learn from Traditional Publishing’s Long Lead Times?

And on a different note, one of Beaufort’s titles (Sherry Jones’s The Jewel of Medina) has been given a nod as one of

Twelve Books Guaranteed to Turn (Almost) Anyone into a Censor

Pick up a copy to celebrate Banned Books Week

FREE BOOK!!!

Tuesday, August 24th, 2010

We are giving away Advance Reader Copies of Jeff Foxworthy’s new book Hide!!!, illustrated by Steve Björkman!

Contact publicity@beaufortbooks.com to recieve your copy today!

B.E.A.U.tiful – she be sweet like banana

Tuesday, August 10th, 2010

I’ve decided to dedicate a post to West African Literature. This is in preparation for the 2nd Annual Ghana Day Parade in NYC August 21st.  It is also a result of people in the U.S. and Ghana who are slow at uploading their photos which has made me long for Ghana.

Since I am a voracious reader and we did not have internet in our dorms (mostly because of the latter then the former), I read some books for fun.  Unfortunately I did not take the African Literature course at Ashesi or NYU for scheduling reasons, so I obviously did not get the full force of the literature.  But I think I have a fair sample. *note: this is all fiction, I read a good bit about philosophy but chose not to include those titles*

Chinua Achebe’s Things Fall Apart. This is a classic. I first read it in 9th grade and was indifferent to it. Reading it while in West Africa made some of the cultural nuances make more sense.  I was able to appreciate the novel more.

Chimamanda Adichie’s Purple Hibiscus.  This book was reminiscent of Things Fall Apart, and why I wrote my philosophy research paper comparing the views on religion in the post-colonial world.  She is a great writer and really conveyed a sense of the current post-colonial world.  It was like an update of Achebe. I’ve also heard her book Half of a Yellow Sun is good.

Amma Darko’s Not Without Flowers and Faceless. These were the first two novels I read and I thought they were fantastic.  While Faceless is more of a mystery story, Fofo’s search to find out who killed her sister, Not Without Flowers is a more intricate look into the family, life, and culture of Ghana.  Both books have intertwining stories, with endings that took me completely by surprise.

I would suggest reading any of these books.  But then again, I rarely find a book I wouldn’t recommend.

Also, I would like to note, that while abroad I watched the Ghana Music Awards, which for $40 I could have attended.  All the performers who were from Ghana, born and raised, were dressed sophisticatedly in suits and ties. The performers from Ghana who were heavily influenced by American and British style were dressed unimpressively with baggy pants, large shirts, and lots of bling.  In all honesty, I preferred the performers dressed in suits – they looked so much better than the bums.

Currently: Book – Can You Keep A Secret? I’m re-reading my first book of Sophie Kinsella’s.  It’s not bad for some very light reading. T.V. – Drop Dead Diva a light show which sometimes has deeper meaning, but is overall light and funny. Movie – The Invention of Lying wasn’t bad but it didn’t capture my attention. I was really trying to watch another Ricky Gervais movie Ghost Town and ended up with this.

Carol “getting ready for the move back to Baltimore” Monteiro


B.E.A.U.tiful – the new intern’s first blog

Tuesday, July 6th, 2010

Hello World!

I am the new Beaufort Intern and I am ecstatic to be here.   I won’t keep you long today since I’m not really sure what hard hitting topics to talk about but here are some basics you should know about me.

1. I am obsessed with books, television, and movies. (Hence the title of this blog is from Jim Carrey’s popular movie Bruce Almighty)

2. I am still in college (ONLY one more year left! ::gasp::) and just got back from studying abroad in Ghana, which to my friend’s despair is all I will talk about.

3. My current goal in life is to meet Neil Patrick Harris. It would be “legen…wait for it…dary”

4. I love swimming, reading, and long walks on the beach 😉

Currently (Book) The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. Apparently is all the rage now since I have seen at least three people reading it on the subway daily, so far I’m captivated. (T.V Show) Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Having missed out on most of the ’90s, I am trying to find the antithesis to the ridiculous Twilight craze. (Movie) All About Steve.  There is rarely a movie I don’t like, but this might be on that list.  Fell asleep while watching it, but that might have just been exhaustion from the Fourth of July Weekend.

I hope this will be the start of a B.E.A.Utiful friendship!

– -Carol “recently rediscovered my love of fig newtons” Monteiro

Beau and Arrow – the old intern’s last blog

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010

I am sorry for the huge delay since the last blog, but sadly my days at Beaufort Books are coming to an end. I have been training the new intern, Carol, who is great, you’re gonna love her!

I simultaneously find it hard and easy to believe that it’s been five months since I began this internship at Beaufort Books. It has been quite the adventure, and I’m glad you all got to tag along for the ride. I remember when I was first informed about my blog duties, I was actually, contrary to my typical behavior, really scared. What am I blogging about? Who out there in WWW will care? I legitimately had no idea what to expect – out of the internship, out of my last semester of college, out of this blog. I’ll admit, I’m still in the question mark phase of my life, but five months later I am without a doubt a little bit less confused. If there is one thing I know for sure, it’s that I don’t want to give up writing, probably ever.

Speaking of writing, this blog began as a literature and publishing-related blog, and I will continue that on through to its last. I just recently read Suzanne Collins’ Hunger Games and its sequel, Catching Fire. It is edge of your seat suspense, and a phenomenal summer read, because the third installment hits shelves August 24th. There’s also a movie in the works, it’s YA, so it’s  never pretentious, and your blogger loves it. ‘Nuff said.

Here is the last segment in my connections list:
Remember that rocker-looking famous dude from my building? The one I always see in the elevator? Well, last week we rode up together again, and we got to chatting (he’s a little chatty), and at some point I put out my hand and introduced myself as Rachel, fully sure this semi-famous man would gladly inform me of his first and last name, thereby giving me full swing to Google him. Unfortunately, all I got was a first name, and it’s Ricky. Not at all helpful. Well, you’ll just have to trust me that there is a semi-famous rocker dude who always rides in the elevator with me. And he knows my name now.

Whoa! of the day: Every single day that I’ve been at Beaufort Books, I have gone to a little place around the corner for lunch called Books and Bagels. It is one of the only kosher places in the area, and it’s a really sweet place, with daily soups (I got a free one last week!). I also find it kind of funny that it’s called Books and Bagels, because there are in total about five books on the shelves at any given time. Unimportant. What is important is that my friend was in Vienna two weeks ago, and in telling me about his trip, reported that he had eaten at this little kosher place he found called…Books and Bagels! I’m going to let you digest that. It is my mission for the day to find out what the connection is between the two. Apparently, there are much more books in the Austrian version of the cafe, which makes a lot of sense if the 19th Street version is an offshoot of it. Addition from the future post-lunch Rachel: Okay, so I just got back from Books and Bagels where I got a free lunch because it’s my last day! I asked one of the workers there about the Viennese Books and Bagels and he thinks either the owner used their ideas, or owns both! Mystery solved! Can someone say uncanny?

What else? I have officially moved to the Jersey shore for the summer. This means the number of persons living in my house has…quintupled? Is that a word? It also means Jersey cops, Jersey hicks, Jersey boardwalks, and most importantly, Jersey moonrise! If you have yet to watch the moon rise, and I have had to convince people in past that yes, the moon does in fact rise, this is a MUST SEE. Trust me. I took NJ Transit today, which made the F Train look like my nephew’s Thomas the Tank Engine toy. Over the weekend I saw billboards toting the following slogan: Jersey Doesn’t Stink! I went to their website, which you need to check out HERE. The concept is hilarious and yes of course I signed the petition. Even though when I arrived at the Secaucus Junction there really was a terrible smell emanating in the air, there are other, more important ways which make Jersey unstinky. One of which includes that your blogger lives there in the summer.

To celebrate the end of my blog, I have compiled a list of mine and your all-time faves. There’s nothing like a little reminiscing for a proper season finale. Here they are in chronological order (because that always makes the most sense). Click on the titles for a direct hyperlink to the blog post.

1) Imperfect Peyton – In this blog, my second ever, I explored my love for Manning and the loss of the Super Bowl. If there is one amazing part of the summer, it’s the fact that when it’s over, number 18 will be back on the field ready to conquer again.

2) Brand New Brand – When Rachel Lily was created, the connections list started, and my road to fame began.

3) Labyrinths – One of my favorites. In summary, I got lost in the city on the way to a book club on Labyrinths. Irony at its best.

4) Family Feud on the F – A look at the ridiculous mind of your blogger.

5) Orange Plates – Here’s something I never told you. According to the weekly website analytics, this blog post received a record-breaking number of hits – almost 250!

6) Random Facts of Blogness – A fan favorite.

7) Random Facts of Blogness II – The sequel.

Sadly, we need to wrap up and say our goodbyes. We have come a long way. Remember the snow day that kept me locked up at home? It’s now a sweltering, melting city out there. We’ve discussed Google, and Apple, great books, great authors and great ideas. I think the randomness of this blog has always kept me on my toes, and I hope you have enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writing it. Since it’s my last blog post, maybe you’ll all consider commenting? Hm?

I want to thank Erin, who may not work at Beaufort anymore, but truly made my experience here unforgettable in the best of ways. I would also like to thank Margot, who is the backbone of this company, and who really taught me everything I will ever need to know about publishing. I would also like to thank the Midpoint crew – James, Josh, Antonio, Tony, Charlie, Laurie and of course, Eric. I was so lucky to be given this opportunity, and I thank you for making it such a memorable one. And lastly, I would like to thank all of you – friends, family and strangers alike, who have taken this phenomenal journey with me. Although I joked on my very first post about a network of “fans” that I supposedly had, I am very much humbled by the outpouring of support from my blog followers. I have named them without names throughout these last five months, but I hope they know how much I appreciate them. Gracias. You rock my blogging world.

In the words of William Shakespeare – “Parting is such sweet sorrow.”
In the words of Gov. Schwarzenegger – “I’ll be back.”

Your truly,

Rachel Lily

p.s. No seriously, I’ll be back. I am semi-planning to get my own blog somewhere out there. Google me. This is not the last you’ll hear from Rachel Lily. Goodbye Beau and Arrow, hello world!