You’re thinking, that doesn’t make much sense. I know.
But here are some more Events for yo’ weekend, remember: gotta spend the money before it goes to rent.
1. Gotham Girls Roller Derby. At CANAL ROOM/ Sun, Dec. 6: 7-1 pm. 285 W Broadway/ Girls, roller skates, DJ, beer, ironic senses of humor, and if you ever get in a fight these are the girls you want on your side. Get your wheels on! $10 RSVP (www.grdtix.com).
2. “Impulse.” At NYCAMS/ Fri, Dec. 4: 6-8 pm. 44 W 28th. 7th Flr/ Student show and I’m showing my solidarity. If you have money, go and patron people who deserve it. Patron of the Future Arts.
3. Panache Holiday Party. At GlASSLANDS/ Sat, Dec. 5: 8 pm. S 1st and Kent, DirtyBurg/ $5 but you get to listen to Stalkers, the Beets, War Party, others. And you know what? I like The Beet’s humor, and their music, and I’m not ashamed to admit it.
4. Evangelism and the Contemporary Intellectual. At NEW SCHOOL TISHMAN AUDITORIUM/ Tues, Dec. 8: 8 pm. 66 W 12th st/ OK so it’s hosted by n+1, which I will someday expound upon. For now let’s just say: you used to be cool. Go check it out while seriously questioning the geniuses who think they can title a panel with the words “contemporary intellectual” without sounding like Brooklyn males, early 30s, who a. didn’t finish their master’s b) finished their master’s and then never went on to do anything else in academia. Then thought: let’s start a “literary” magazine! Good job boys!
-Nikki-Lee
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